SEAN'S PHOTOSHOPS OF
THE DAY
:
Sometimes I
make random photoshops with no intent to ever really follow
them up with a corresponding satire. This is the random
resting place for said buffoonery. Sometimes it'll be
topical, other times it'll be so absurdly random and
ridiculous you'll question my sanity. All mediums of
entertainment may be represented here, from TV and movies
to Wrestling. It all just depends on what strikes my evil
fancy that day. The Archives are listed below and will be
updated as I, umm, update them. Redundancy
FTW.
01/06/09- HUSTLE.LOYALTY.
ERECT. In early January, after a
mixed tag match featuring a returning Trish Stratus, in
honor of his fake military heritage, our favorite
faux Marine looked to be carrying a "loaded rifle" into
the ring. Ahem. As weeks progressed, the result of
clearly not enough "Five knuckle shuffling" seemed to be
appearing time and time again. with seemingly no end in
sight. This was my new John Cena T-shirt re-design
in honor of Johnny Boy's apparent muscularity control
problem. CLICK HERE TO
VIEW.
02/09/09- LOOKS LIKE THE WALLS AREN'T THE ONLY THINGS
BREAKING DOWN. So, while
on tour in British Columbia, Chris Jericho punched a
woman in the face. And the WWE STILL
didn't book a match with him and Steve Austin at
Wrestlemania. Come on, sometimes these things just write
themselves. That said, this was a movie poster for a WWE Film
remake of my own design. CLICK
HERE TO VIEW.
03/22/09- LETS GET RETARDED IN
HERE. After President
Obama unintentionally insulted an entire legion of retarded
Bowling enthusiasts the world over, I felt compelled to jump
in and create a noble peace offering to heal the rift.
Finally, Politics and severe mental retardation
can function on a conjoined level not seen since, well,
the previous administration. CLICK
HERE TO
VIEW.
04/28/09- THE
SECRET OF BATISTA'S CONSTANT TITLE
CHANCES! Ever
wonder how it is that Batista receives so
many nonsensical World Title opportunities that even Triple H is
heard saying "Who's this guy fucking?...and do they have room
for one more?" THE ANSWER IS
FINALLY REVEALED WITHIN. And Yes, it's exactly what you
think it is. CLICK
HERE TO
VIEW.
07/09/09-
MATT HARDY'S
GUNT!
Just when you thought that he
had to "dry up the sea" only because he needed
that much water to wash down all that food with,
Matt Hardy himself *FINALLY* explains his
strange weight-gain...with THE MOST DISTURBING PHOTO EVER. Or, so
you thought! Ahem. CLICK
HERE TO
VIEW.
07/20/09-
FEED HIM IF YOU
CAN!
Tazz finally makes his debut
in the Impact Zone (coincidentally my nickname for my girlfriend's
ass) --only built like a 1960's
TV robot! Looks like that no-compete clause didn't include
fast food restaurants! CLICK
HERE TO
VIEW.
07/21/09- TIME TO PLAY THE GOLLUM! I think it's safe to
say that the only reason Triple H doesn't know what a "Hobbit"
is, is because he was a little too preoccupied with this
all-too-relatable kindred spirit-- CLICK
HERE TO
VIEW.
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